i hear you talking,


i know what i'm going to do when i officially become a sweet sixteener this coming august 20.

i'm going to watch a nc16 film. if there's no nc16 film available then, i shall buy a nc16 vcd/dvd. i could just picture the scenario:

movie ticketer/vcd/dvd saleswoman/man/transsexual: it's a nc16 film you know.
me: i know.
the person: but you're underage.
me: i'm not.
the person: then show me your ic.
me: (shows the person my ic)
the person: 20th august 198... 9. uh, okay. here's your ticket/disc.
me: to the person: thank you. to my friends: see, i told you i looked young. XD

-beams. fun right? it gets better if there's a nc16 film and i'm celebrating my birthday with my primary school gang. 'cause by 20th august, EVERYBODY is sixteen, save for rinna (if the boys dont go out with us that is. if they are, then save for rinna + edwin. but, let's just presume that its' a girls night out). then we shall all abandon ditch her and go catch the film. -beams. and she will have her own free time to fantasize about her, how do we put it, "good sister (or is it sisters? =X)." XD okay lah rinna, i will be kind. i will roll you up and put you in my bag and sneak you in. happy? lol.

by the way, man u's win is a FLUKE. that goal wouldnt have went in if dudek had been awake. if i was rooney, i would not even celebrate. i would be stunned that it went in. but, rooney, being that cocky little ass he is, wouldnt do that of course. and that answers your tag alvin. XD

and dudek should be eternally grateful for the fact that his manager is a certain mr. nice guy called rafael benitez. had it been another mr. manager called sir alex ferguson, more than two thousand boots would have flown towards him by now. but, of course, i'm just kidding.

and did you notice that a player who performs badly while playing against another team always perform well against liverpool? first forlan, and now this carroll. no wonder he started the game. i could just picture the scenario in alex ferguson's head during his team selection:

ferguson's head's voice no.1: carroll is shit lah. he nearly make us lose the game at totteham. thank goodness that the refree is the blind. so, i think i should put howard.
ferguson's head's voice no.2: (in a faggotish voice) but, but, but.. forlan also very shit what. but when he play against liverpool then he sooooo powerful leh. so i think you better put carroll. maybe he is like forlan.
voice no. 1: hmm. you're right. anyway, no harm done what. whether he plays or not, i'm going to sack him. better is let him play, then make him think he very good, then i will drop the bombshell on him by telling him, a la donald trump's style, "you're fired!" -evil laugh.
voice no. 2: oh, you naughty boy. -giggles.

HA. but i doubt fergie's brain is gay faggot. and i doubt his brain speaks singlish as well. HA.


well, it's my turn now.