so if you see us in the club, go on and walk the other way,


i am really bored. i know i should be studying, but i think it is very disrespectful to the nation if i spent her birthday studying instead of celebrating. i mean, how would YOU feel if your friend canceled out on you on your birthday because he/she wants/needs to study?

so, i spent the day downloading nice songs. and i need to get yellowcard's new album. the reviews i read were all good and the 30 seconds preview i heard over itunes were like, whoa!

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i went blog hopping recently (because i was really bored) and well, i just realized that it has been a bloody long time since i last bitched about someone. like, really really really bitched. the post about our lovely teachers don't count alright.

actually, it was quite an old issue and i was willing to let sleeping dogs lie. but since miss piggy decides to rake up the issue in her blog again, i shall complement her and rake up the issue in my blog... no, not again because i was too slow to participate in the bitchfest last year. but it's ok, it's always better late than never and besides, i am really bored.

apparently, quoting from her blog directly is an infringement of some copyright law (i really doubt so, but never mind), so i shall try to paraphrase whatever she said. mind you though, my paraphrasing skills suck so pardon me if whatever i say in the latter paragraphs make no sense.

i don't think my lovely classmates are idiots with no brains. idiots, maybe. but, NO BRAINS? oi, you are talking the people that make up the second smartest class in mjc, my dear miss piggy. if we are stupid, what are you?

besides, i seriously doubt you did any better than the two people you were targeting at for the mid-years. so like i said, if they are brainless morons, what are you? it's either you are their equal or something worse.

oh, and don't give me the crap that they probably mugged harder than you. i am their classmate, their friend, their comrade, do you seriously think you know them better than i do, miss piggy?

(i am tempted to throw in an expletive here and there, but apparently miss piggy doesn't like them, so never mind).

i am sorry that you had been forced to tie your hair and take off your really ugly bling (trust me, some people just cannot carry off so much bling) by me during the camp, but like they said, when in rome, do what the romans do. and if you had just listened and did what you were told to do when we were exiting the school, i wouldn't have to accost you in the mrt. seriously, if you feel paiseh (but i doubt you did, because you have really thick skin, even for a pig), you think i don't feel the same huh? it's a public place and it's not really nice to have 4768787687 pairs of eyes staring at you while you try to talk some sense into a pig. and i think your memory must have a little bit rusty, because i certainly don't recall shouting at you in the mrt. raised my voice, maybe (but i really don't think so). but, shouting? in your dreams, maybe.

people may don't like me after what i did, but let's just say, you ain't no better, miss piggy. and, why do i get the feeling that people like me more than they like you? hmm... NAH, my overactive imagination must be misleading me, right?

anyway, miss piggy used this very very very very difficult word in trying to, i don't know, justify her reason for not getting even with my friend. i tried to find out the meaning, but failed because according to dictionary.com, such a word don't exist. shrugs.

that said, i don't think my friend is blind at all. the girl, she's pretty, skinny, sporty, more so when compared to you. if my friend is blind, i really really cannot imagine a) the kind of brain damage that your ex-boyfriends were suffering from when they agreed to go steady with you, b) the trauma they must surely had when they were with you and c) the relieve when it is finally over.

ouch, was that too mean, miss piggy? pardon me then, i am really bored. so i apologise to make you feel better (if you even read this blog in the first place) ok. I AM REALLY SORRY MISS PIGGY, BUT I WON'T ASK YOU FOR FORGIVENESS BECAUSE I KNOW I DON'T DESERVE IT. i am off to eat my pork chops now.

tag reply:
zhihan: lol. what's new?


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