gonna make you fall,


A stranger staggered up to the priest with the day's newspaper in his hand. "Father, Father, please tell me, what causes arthritis?"

The priest could smell liquor on the man's breath, and so ignored him.

But the man pestered the priest. "Father, Father, please tell me, what causes arthritis?"

To get rid of him, the priest said, "Drinking causes arthritis! Gambling causes arthritis! Fooling around with women causes arthritis!"

Suddenly the stranger turned pale. "What's wrong?" the priest asked.

Showing the priest the newspaper, he said, "It says here that the Pope has arthritis."

******

Adapted from "Make Them Laugh, Help Them Learn" by David W.F. Wong.


If you didnt find the above joke funny, then I'm sorry, but you're one of those who can only understand lame jokes. Which basically means, you have no freakin' right to roll your eyes at any well "lame" jokes told by anyone, anytime. Thank you.


gonna sock it to you.