if you open your eyes,


super host is super crap.

i mean, come on. what's this about "super appeal"? jeassea didnt get to "appeal". olinda didnt get to "appeal". heck, even though i didnt watch project superstar, i seriously doubt that junyang and sin huey got a chance to "appeal" as well.

look, i'm sorry that the f4 girl did badly. i'm sorry that she stammered, forget her lines, whatever. YES, i do know that everybody makes mistakes and stuff like that. and yes, i do agree that everybody do deserve a second chance. but the thing is, you cant always have chances. you cant die, meet Jesus and say, "oops. i'm sorry that i didnt believe in You back then. can i get recarnated and try again?" but that's beside the point.

the point is, she had her chance. she FAILED. let her go! it isnt fair for f1 who did better than her during that chance if f4 replaced her as the second last place person!

you're saying, oh, it's because people make mistakes blah blah blah blah blah. it's because i see the potential in her to become a super host. potential. crap. it's all about looks isn't it? you people are just so damn superficial. lots of talented people are freaking ugly okay? take kurt whatshislastname for example.

and, oh yeah. why is it that wei lian is the superstar and yet, kelly, junyang and sin hey are seen everywhere but not him? kind of funny, huh? no, i don't like the guy. i just think it's kind of bad. because, he's the superstar after all. and when taufik won singapore idol. it was like, either him or him and sylvester or the whole of the idol gang. you dont get sylvester and the rest only. so, yeah.

and speaking of kelly. i dont know about you people, but i'm getting real sick of having her face been shoved in the front of MY face by the sp people. like, do i look like a fan of kelly? heck, even if i am, do i look as if i'm someone who would go into a poly just because my idol is there? DO NOT insult my character. gah.

and, ronaldihno is not even european. and he's european footballer of the year. and fat frank is actually ranked higher than gerrad. FAT FRANK. that ass who injured my alonso. the people who voted must be idiots.

btw, i bought my laced-up shoes. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. it's pretty high though. when i wear it, my height is, WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, 1.65m. ONE POINT SIX FIVE METRES!!!!!!!!

life dont get any better than this. yet. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


you'll see that something is wrong.

"my strength is that i can laugh at myself, bucky."


we all know Christmas aint about presents.

but, let's just pretend we don't okay?

here's a list of stuff that i want.

I WANT:
stuffed toys.
the ruler from the japanese store at bugis seiyu. haha.
stuffed toys.
ah, laced-up shoes.
stuffed toys.
pop dohs.
pop dohs.
pop dohs.
pop dohs.
pop dohs.
cheesecake.
stuffed toys.
barbie dolls.
storybooks (i'm such a nerd, i know).
comic strip books.
stuffed toys.
i-pod.
tori-q chicken.
tori-q chicken.
tori-q chicken.
tori-q chicken.
tori-q chicken.
tissue paper to wipe away the chicken sauce from my mouth.
oh, chocolates.
air tickets to sweden,
finland,
norway,
denmark,
u.k.,
u.s.a.,
australia.
stuffed toys.
uh, money?
money.
money.
money.
money.
money.
money.
money.
DVDs (note the 's').
stuffed toys.
chelsea's fall.
chelsea's fall.
chelsea's fall.
chelsea's fall.
chelsea's fall.
chelsea's fall.
stuffed toys.
oh, yah, that unreleased flowery nokia phone.
WORLD PEACE. wahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
CDs (note the 's').
did i mention i-pod?
okay.
a mac then.
hoho.
the apple bag from the i-shop which costs S$199. hehe.
stuffed toys.
a villa. lol.
money.
stuffed toys.
i still want barbie.
track shoes. X)
eh, billabong vouchers?
how about vouchers for every shop available in the world?
yay.
my pooky.
MY POOKY.
my POOKY.
MY pooky.
I WANT MY POOKY.
i-tunes in singapore.
stuffed toys.


now, aren't you glad that Christmas aint about presents?

happy birthday, Jesus. =)


"your weakness is that you've no choice."

they say that God is dead,


haha. now i now why the exorcism of emily rose was not rated nc-16. it was not scary. for most parts of the movie, that is. but, still, if i somehow woke up at 3am again, i will SSCCRREEAAMM the house, no, entire building, down. XD

anyway, it was good lah. though some parts were kinda bull. shant say what parts though. i dont wanna get sued.

something spoiled the movie though. the bunch of stupid assholes who came late. YOUR PARENTS DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT OWN THE FREAKING CINEMA, YOU ASSHOLES. gah.


but how can they believe that when i show them the Devil?

and we're trying to make it work,


it's been a long long long while.

i'll be shocked if anybody's still checking this blog.

but anyway, if there's indeed somebody, well, then, haha. i admire your uh, patience? but i dont think you'll be rewarded very handsomely. 'cause i dont know what to blog about.

on the other hand, i do know what i WANT to blog about. but, i dont know how to go about doing it. do i make any sense? no? i thought so.

but anyway, as i was walking home today, i was putting myself in the shoes of today's parents. and i realised that, man, its tough being a parent nowadays. if your offspring has a steady, you would probably be freaking because, hey, isnt he/she supposed to be focusing on his/her studies? but then again, if your offspring doesnt have a steady, you would probably be freaking out as well, because, because, well, because if that's so, he/she might just be gay! sad, isnt it?

by the way, i've just officially christened peter crouch as the cutest white alive. so, anybody who dares to insult him will have to face the wrath of jasmine tan. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. not that i've much wrath to give you. i'm in quite a good mood nowadays. cause a) chelsea wont go through their season unbeaten. b) chelsea may be kicked out of cl. and c) man u is in trouble. wahahahahahahahahahaha.

though something did upset my happy mood a few days ago: I BROKE MY SIMS 2 DVD. dont ask me how i do it. i just did it okay? i was horrified. i was heartbroken. and the best part is, NOT A SINGLE FREAKING FRIEND OF MINE OWNS A SIMS 2 CD!!! NOT. A. SINGLE. FREAKING. FRIEND. not that i asked everybody i know. but, well, those whom i've asked didnt have it can? i dont care if i've committed a hasty generalisation. IT WAS MY PRECIOUS SIMS 2 DVD. IT COST ME (fine, my brother) LIKE 60 BUCKS!!!!!! i can buy 30 packets of chicken rice with it! so, poor old me has to fork out for a new one. =(

but it was worth it. it was nice seeing my simmies again. it was nice seeing them off to college. it was nice going to downtown. the sims 2 rock. period. XD

oh, and oh, i still cant believe mark's gay. -SIGH. i mean, i always thought he was a bit sissy, a bit wussy. but being sissy and wussy is one thing. being gay is like another. GAY OKAY. and he's from westlife! MY westlife. boooo. and i missed yellowcard's appearance on trl. double boo.

speaking of tv, star idol is crap crap crap. all of them cant act. and if they are chosen for their looks, the idea is lost on me. 'cause all of them look like shit. gah, gah, gah. national library is rather gah as well. 'cause a) its freezing and b) THERE ARE HARDLY ANY BOOKS. proof: they dont have a single agatha christie book. not a single one. and i thought tampines was bad. this is even worse.

speaking of bad-worse, if jose whatshislastname is going to say something like, "the better team lost" again, i'm going to the chelsea's board and put: JOSE, YOU ARE RIGHT. THE BETTER TEAM LOST. THE BEST TEAM WON. haha. dont mess with the english-speaking singaporeans, you english-speaking portugese. nanny-nanny-poo-poo.

oh, speaking of portugal, i feel sorry for the europe music awards host can? 'cause it's like, nobody laughed at his jokes. granted, his jokes arent very funny. but one can at least be polite and fake a laugh. i mean, imagine if you were him. you're trying your very best to be funny... and no one's laughing. its very ego-deflating you know? and very very, well, very sad. people nowadays dont care about other people feelings.





well, AT LEAST I ALWAYS FAKE A LAUGH EVEN THOUGH IF THE JOKES THAT PEOPLE TELL ME ARENT FUNNY AT ALL OKAY?


but it still ends up the worst.