hey,


yao ming is NOT a good basketball player.

he's just tall.

take away his height, and he's nothing but a lousy basketball player.

hey, this guy just have to TIPTOE to put the ball in the basket and score.

likes tiptoeing requires any skill.

if I have his height, i can be a great basketball player as well.

i mean, really, TIPTOE.

i cant even reach the basket when i jump.

and this guy just have to TIPTOE.

TIPTOE!!!!

i hope his girlfriend has a good time smelling his armpit.

then again, if his girlfriend is around my height, she wont be smelling his armpit.

she will be smelling his ass.

eeeewk.

for his girlfriend's sake, i hope he cleans after every match.


oh, and the reason why yao got the most number of votes?

he's from china for goodness sake.

CHINA.

that country with a population of 1.3BILLION people.

if say, miami has that amount of people,

shaq will win hands down, yeah? XD


anyway, the EAST will win tomorrow.

GO EAST!


rollover dj.