lights will guide you home and ignite your bones,


look, sweetie, it isnt very polite to keep looking over my shoulder at what i've written, especially since i made it extra clear to you that whatever i've written is meant for me, her and his eyes only. and honestly, you really made my day when you fell for my trick.

what trick did i play on dear old boy? hahahahaha. J LOVES G! R LOVES G! D LOVES G! E LOVES G! look, i dont know about you, but i (Jasmine) love Gamma rays. i presume that you love gamma rays too. Derrick & Big Daniel & Small Daniel probably loves Gamma rays too. thus, i conclude that Everyone loves Gamma rays. thats what it meant. but of course, you have to let your imagination run wild and think otherwise (i.e. think that i was talking about certain boys and a certain girl). look, honey, I AM NOT (THAT) STUPID OK. you think i would talk about so and so and write it down so that you can poke ur head over my shoulder and read what i've written? such an insult to my intelligence can. gah.

by the way, i have christened this cj girl on the trip cjb (cj bitch). why? first, she wears a holey pullover and this really really short skirt. i guess she really wants to help cj live up to its reputation as the school with the highest abortion rate. then, she actually said "mj. (pause) shit." OI. we are muggers. not shit can. and guess what she did today? she gave us a very very nice view of her little white thong!

the rj kids speak with an accent. which i really really cant stand. btw, we beat them in basketball. you know why? cause over here in england, they cant call their big shot to call off a match 3 minutes before it ends! but since they cant beat us in basketball, they will probably try very hard (actually, i dont think they have to try very hard, but nvm) to beat us during the presentations, so i guess i better start doing some research now.

so, bye and enjoy your national day. i will be wearing hot pink (the closest shade to red) to show off my patriotism. hehe.


and i will try to fix you.