i love kimi and all but i couldn't help but laugh for a long long looooooong time when i saw him with his botak head. i hope his hair grows back soon.

anyway, i'm now a certified cyclist by iris & kai hua! so please feel free to ask me out for a cycling date! i promise not to (nearly) kill any more dogs or indian men. :D

i think kimi raikkonen shaved his bloody head. and despite doing so voluntarily, he refused to take off his stupid cap. gah.

anyway, chelsea just won manchester united which i guess, was pretty nice. i'm rooting for chelsea in the title race because i kind of feel sorry for grant. yes, he is ugly and all, but he is so much nicer than that asshole mourinho. at least, that's what i feel. and besides, like my brother put it, "we can always claim chelsea bought their way to the title. and man u will not be closer to liverpool's record." haha!

i think maybe i won't call my son kyle anymore. that way, my son & jun yu's son won't end up having the same bloody name and that way, i can name him patch, which conjures the image of an adorable little mommy's sweetheart that all the girls want to be with. haha! or maybe i will just give him two names and let everybody think we're catholic, ang moh, bo liao, or something.

i'm experiencing a gamut of emotions right now and though there and a million and one things i feel like blogging about, i just can't seem to bring myself to do it. gah. i wish somebody (preferably fernando torres) would whisk me away to a place far far away from here.

the most memorable part of the liverpool vs arsenal match was not the "contentious penalty" that arguably gave us the win. IT WAS FERNANDO TORRES AIRKISSING THE CROWD. i giggled, swooned and like an idiot high on drugs, airkissed back to my tv. hahaha! that said, torres should just cut his hair already.

i tried to be chill, but you're so hot that i melted.