i think it's incredibly stupid that mas selamat managed to escape from prison detention center. of course, the straits times would like to point out to me that since even the great us of a has had terrorists escaping from their prisons before, it's, you know, reasonably alright for people to escape from our prisons detention centers (seriously, can someone tell me what's the bloody difference?). ok, so they didn't exactly say that, but that's obviously what they're implying, no? why else would they want to inform us that a certain terrorist (can't remember his name) has escaped from us custody before, you tell me?

but, anyway. it's just damn bloody idiotic alright. dustbins were taken away from us in the name of security, and yet we let the most wanted man in singapore slip away via a TOILET. seriously, a TOILET. maybe if he had an elaborate escape plan (a la michael scoefield), i won't be so damn pissed. but he had escaped from a TOILET. A TOILET!!!! he gives hope to all those prisoners who are avid fans of prison break but do not possess the brains of michael scofield.

you know, in other countries, politicians resign over silly matters (like losing an election). in the funny little island like singapore, however, you can let the most wanted man escape from prison detention center to heaven knows where and still keep your cushy job as a minister. and your super duper high (and totally ridiculous) pay. and get away with a "very sorry." even edison chen had a tougher time apologizing can!

i think this is a damn incoherent entry but i'm feeling very anti-government right now. so, there. bye.

i'm not a girl,


hello, people. i'm not blogging very often nowadays because i can't seemed to put most of my gazillion and one thoughts down on paper screen. maybe it's because i haven't been writing in a long time (goodbye gp!) or maybe it's because my brain has stopped functioning since i haven't studied in a long time as well (hahahaha!). but either way, i don't think i will be updating this blog as regularly as i did back when i was in school. oh, and i am also considering a switch back to livejournal (after correcting my horrendously horrendous entries that i've wrote in secondary school. you know, lolX).

till then, i hope everybody is settling down in their new lives as the working gals or the dirty, smelly, botak blackies (aka the army boys).


not yet a woman.

but in the unlikely story that is america,


i hope obama wins the presidential nomination & election. americans are so lucky, no? they get to vote so many times in their lifetime. in singapore, you would be lucky if you got to vote once in your entire life (unless you live in places like potong pasir, of course, but that's another story). if i'm an american, i would vote for obama, no doubt about it. it isn't often that a nominee is a two-time grammy award winner ok. and you know, his full name is actually barack HUSSEIN obama, which i think is quite very very very very very very very very funny.

anyway, today is the 6th day of the lunar new year. i hope your angpow collection is still not yet complete and that in the remaining 9 days of this new year, it will grow to mind-boggling proportions. i've read in the sunday times that the average money per angpow this year is 10 bucks for most people but i think the bloody reporters interviewed the rich people only. boobooboo!

ok, i hope djokovic gets well soon. and do something to his hair. and i need to find a permanent job, babysitting is not very regular (heck, it's not regular at all). i hope mediacorp is hiring. i won't mind being a personal assistant to elvin ng or something! hahahahahahaha. actually, i missed the last episode of shou zu (because i was busy playing with my adorable, handsome and beautiful cousins' babies), which is quite irritating. but then again, considering the standard of the entire season (?), maybe i didn't miss out much after all.


there has never been anything false about hope.

it's beyond me,


my new pink ipod nano flew in from shenzhen, china (seriously, of all places) yesterday night! i've already spent the bulk of this morning and yesterday night trying very hard to find and upload all the album covers but i'm only up to the letter k. :( and the thing is quite idiotic sometimes can. i put alicia keys as the album artist but it still comes out as alicia keys feat. tony toni tone in the bloody pinky ipod. that said, i think the new ipod nano is nicer than the previous one. the previous one is too skinny for my liking. ya la, i have a fetish for fat things can.

anyway, after much thought, i've finally purchased the goong dvd and predictably, spent the bulk of yesterday re-watching the show. it's the malaysian version (i don't think the us one is available here and the rest doesn't feature english subtitles) and the english subtitles were quite crappy. but well, i guess its' better than nothing. and i must say, watching it the second time made me realize that yul actually looks quite gay. hahahahahahaha.

ok, i've spent the past two days babysitting classes. it was quite a experience but i shall not talk about it until the whole thing is over. :)


i cannot carry the weight of a heavy world.