don't try to tell me what to do,


so, this blog post is gonna be a tirade against someone. uh-huh. dont say i didnt warn you.

dearestlock*,

i used to think that you are a very nice teacher. a very VERY nice teacher in fact. why? well, 'cause the look that you gave mr.nkh* when you caught him (to put it mildly) scolding us was almost priceless. the priceless one was the look that kh gave you back. HA.

that incident happened sometime back, but i cant really remember when. but, who cares? -shrugs.

this year though, my opinion of you started to change. for the worse.

it started off with the damn drill a few months back when YOU kept criticizing my every.single.move. i cant remember all your remarks, saved for one where you keep telling me to alinged my hands with the zip of my skirt. to put it simply, you keep wanting me to stick out my chest. really, lock. if i want to have bigger boobs, i could just simply get a boob job a la pamela anderson. there's no need for me to stick out my chest.

then came the extra lessons during the hols when you taught us ecology. if i were to grade your overall performance as a teacher, i would give you a g10.

and now, this.

(background information)

characters:

jasmine: a girl currently down with flu, cough and sore throat. and one of her medicine has a stupid side effect of causing trembling (i feeling like a old woman now. finally. the ah-ma feel ah-maish). &

lock: a teacher.

and this is an excerpt from the phone conversation between the two of them:

lock: why arent you in band today?
jasmine: i'm sick.
lock: have you seen a doctor?
jasmine: yarh, on saturday.
lock: did you get a mc?
jasmine: no.
lock: next time, i want you to get a mc. and i want you to show me a parents letter on friday. i want to see you in band on friday.

look, lock. i ain't a weirdo who can predict things. to put it simply, how the hell am i supposed to know that i will NOT recover in time on tuesday when i visited the doctor on saturday?! saturday, sunday, monday. that's THREE freaking days! obviously i thought i would be well by then, ass! (and obviously i thought wrong, but, -waves aside.) and in case you didnt know, my doctor did ask me if i need a mc and i refused because for the reason stated above. -growls.

oh, and lock, please allow me to ask a question, what if i'm still sick on friday, huh? huh? seriously, that sentence is the one that pisses me off the most, simply because the previous one has already pissed me off. its like, adding salt to the wound, oil to the fire, insult to injury. -snorts.

okay, granted. i dont have a perfect attendance in band. and i do pon band now and then. but, gee, i know when its time to stop. the competition is nearing now. we only have two practices (hoooray for that) per week. besides, i have already made a promise to myself and to God that i will not skip anymore band practices. and i'm sticking with it, damnit! promises are meant to be broken. X)

to end it off, i just think you suck now. -snorts.

*all names have been altered to protect the person's identity.


don't try to tell me what to say.

there she goes,


please allow me to gloat my ass off.

LIVERPOOL WON! XD

but kudos to arsenal for their niceness. i caught viera saying sorry to gerrad after he got the yellowcard. and the new paper showed the swede guy (cant spell his name) apologising to kirkland after they clashed as well. uh-huh. looks like arsenal aint that bad after all. =)

-sigh. it has been a long long long time since i caught a soccer match. i know this because when they showed a picture of some guy, i commented, "he looks like steven gerrad," and my brother's reply was, "he IS steven gerrad." >.< spurs vs boro match. and i kept laughing my head off, thanks to the spurs' second goal. LOL. it is priceless. oh, another priceless moment? rafel's reaction when xabi scored. haha.

and mellor. -sigh. he looks so much better on screen than on that dumb photo of his on the liverpool web. XD


there she goes again.

i'm wasting my time,


this skin is a stark departure from its precessdor (uh, did i get it correct?), isnt it?

it is so bright and cheery - unlike the former which is dark and depressing.

and unlike the former, you dont have to squint while reading anymore (at least for me lah)!

enjoy.

bon appettite.


i've got nothing to do.

call me a bitch,


thanks to today's new paper, i am now armed with the information that sylvester's fans are handing out flyers to urge people to vote of sylvester in hereen and orchard cineleisure. bah. they better thank their lucky stars that they are doing it today.

'cause if they're doing it next week, i'll be there. and if any sylvester fans dare to apporach me with the flyer of theirs, i'm going to tear it in front of their faces. if they dare to say "s.l.y stands for slyvester loves you," i will smirk and reply, "and you know what s.s stands for? sylvester sucks." -snorts.

and sylvester' remarks about how he was surprised that caucasians and blacks (another reason not to vote for him: he's a racist. you cant call african people black. how would you like it if people call us yellow?) came up to him and told him that he sang great because he thought he only appealed to ah lians and ah bengs? well, sylvester, hello? did it occur to you that other races can have ah lians + ah bengs as well? as in, those people are caucasians/africans ah lians + ah bengs? -snorts.

another snorty mention? sylvester's fans in their 40s, 50s & 60s (or so they claimed) send a protest letter to sp. why? because sp is "rallying the entire school to support" taufik and they felt that "sp should support him only if it is a case of sp competing against other polys and taufik is representing sp." LOL. sour grapes, anyone?

and there's still more. appraently, they also "encouraged sp to support sylvester because 'he is someone who can truly represent singapore overseas." LOL. need i say anymore?

gee, those guys are really way beyond being tone-deaf + blind, arent they? -snorts.

to end it off,

VOTE taufik. sms 1 to 43657 once the lines are open. remember: every single vote counts. =)


liverpool is playing against arsenal tonight. -sigh. with no strikers, the results looks bleak. =( oh, and the heats lost to the damn pistons, of all teams. damnit!


cause i speak what's on my mind.

we were all in love,


haha. i didnt really boo at sylvester larh. just made sacarstic remarks whenever his name is mentioned. -grins.

anyway, to prove that sylvester fans are dumber than i thought, lets take a look at some of the questions they posted:
"why did his dad call him sylvester?""can he marry me?"and, gee, i think irene ang hates sylvester (or maybe its just his fans) too. 'cause her replies were (not in exact phrasing):
"maybe i should ask my mother why she call me irene also.""if i ask him that, and if he say yes, we get married, then you how?" LOL.

anyway, to digress, my first date has finally arrived. he's this pretty boy which i met in the bedok adventure park. uh-huh. he's funny, cute, cute, and cute. -drools. me and yvonne were, like, fighting over him. rinna included. but i won since i got the most number of waves from him. -swoons. haha.





-sigh. but its impossible between us larh. after all, as far as i can see, he is no older than the age of 6? lol. but as yvonne said after he 'fixed a date' with us, he will be a future 'teenage girls killer.' and when that happens, i can go around gloating that his first date was with yours truly. XD

addedum: artest's season-long ban is unfair. ben wallace should be the one getting that ban. after all, he was the one who started the whole brawl. true, artest fouled him. but wallace shouldnt retaliate back. -growls. nba is so unfair. i hate the pistons. -scowls.


and we all got hurt.

i must be stupid, must be crazy,


to all syvlester fans:

you guys are deaf. blind. and totally CRAP.

i CANT believe that you guys actually thought he'd make a better idol than olinda.

or anybody, for that matter.



i'm so going to vote for taufik in the finals.

i'm so going to boo him tomorrow at bedok interchange.

i hope all the birds shit on him tomorrow. and all the cats. and dogs. and babies. etc.



anyway, i think taufik prefers olinda.

anybody ought to, for that matter.



pardon me, but i CANT help but wonder again...

what on earth is so good about sylvester?

his smile is totally disgusting.

his wink is totally pervertic.

and the hair covering one part of his eye thingy?

makes him look like a pirate wannabe.

oh, and his bangles made him look like a rocker-wannabe.

and his rocker pose?

it is done to death.



anyway, the bottom line is:

SYVLESTER SUCKS.


must be out of my mind.

i put it right there,


its not right, i know. taggyboard under navigate? uh, huh?

but, the designer wanted it that way. so, what can i do?

nah, i am a html idiot. no skin-making for me.

oh, and no linkies. sick of them.

-grunts.

i love the font.


make it easy for you to get to.

love is so blind,


three words summed it all up when i heard that sylvester was safe - "wah lao eh." i mean, damn, is he that good? no freakin' way.

lets' recall his performance last night. he totally butchered the english song. well, at least i think he did. it sounds awful. -cringe. as for jay chou's an jing, he more than butchered it. he practically ruined it. i have no idea why the judges were praising him for that perfromance. cant they tell that it sucked? for the fact that he practically 'hiccuped' once every few sentences?

but no matter how talentless he is, i have to admit one thing. he is going to get into the damn finals. all thanks to ken lim about the votes reminder. by saying that, he is making sure that all the blind screaming sylvester fans will vote for him next week. uh-huh.

too bad there isnt such thing as voting a person out. i will vote for sylvester till my phone bill explodes.


it feels right when it's wrong.

and i wonder,


school's officially over.

let's cheer.

hooray.


wonder, wonder what i'm gonna to do.

and i've been wrong, i've been down,


-growls. screw/damn/shit/fuck the person who took my beloved cashcard away from me. i hoped you had a fun time using that 70cents worth of money inside it. screw/damn/shit/fuck you. i sincerely hope that you will get caught by the police on one fine sunny day. grrrr.

-glares. what? what i've said above is not mean okay. in fact, it was one of the nicest thoughts that i had about the person. the rest included: "i hoped you get struck by lighting," "i hope you die a horrible death, like huang na's." and even those are considered mild compared to some other thoughts, which i shall not mention. it is no good for my reputation. >.< anyway, one must forgive and forget, huh? after all, i'm making another cashcard on wed. but, still. i really hope the culprit get caught by the police and get charged in court. that will most certainly serves him/her/it right. -growls.


been to the bottom of every bottle.

i'm sitting here in the boring room,


i'm so freakin' bored. =(

liverpool actually lost. at anfield, of all places. to birmmingham (did i get it right?) city, of all teams. -shakes head.

the lakers lost too. -sigh. i think they should just get rid of kobe bryant and bring shaq back. XD

speaking of nba, i had a fun time surfing the nba webbie yesterday. read the profiles of the original dream team. magic johnson looks so... decent. hard to belive that he is actually hiv-positive. jordan looks jordan lah. found a white - larry bird. and i adore patrick ewing (or erwing?). his hairstyle is oh-so-adorable. -grins. as for the other guy, uh... i think i didnt read his profile nor click his name lah. >.<

three more days before school officially ends. i cant wait. XD


it's just another rainy sunday afternoon.

and when did reality become tv?


-grins. leandra was voted off singapore idol last night. its, like, poof! and she's gone. not that i mind. if not, why am i grinning? -grins. hey, its good okay. because now, i can finally spend more time in thinking of ways to trash sylvester. -grins.

addedum: i know. i've used this template before. but, no harm using it again right? must recycle, reuse and... what's the third r? answer: reduce.

addedum #2: found this on the net. -grins.

I am a senior citizen. During the Clinton Administration I had a good and well paying job. I took vacations and had several vacation homes. Since President Bush took office, I have watched my life change for the worse.

I lost my job.
I lost my two sons in that terrible Iraqi War.
I lost my homes.
I lost my health insurance.

As a matter of fact I lost virtually everything and became homeless. Adding insult to injury, when the authorities found me living like an animal, instead of helping me, they arrested me. I will do anything that Senator Kerry wants to insure that a Democrat is back in the White House come next year. Bush has to go.


Sincerely,
Saddam Hussein

-grins. politicians make funny subjects dont they?

jay leno made fun of john kerry with these two jokes:

"you see the pictures in the paper of john kerry windsurfing? even his hobby depends on which way the wind blows." (john kerry was potrayed by bush as someone who cannot make up his mind.) and

"they say john kerry is the first democractic presidential candidate in history to raise us$50million in a three-month period. actually, that's nothing. he once raised us$500million with two words: 'i do.'" (john kerry wife is filthy rich.)

bush wasnt left out either.

bill maher came up with this: "during the debate, bush was asked by a lady to name three mistakes he's made. bush responded: 'this debate, the last debate and the next debate.'" (bush performed badly during the debates.)

and david letterman gave another: "president bush is going to establish elections there in iraq. he's going to rebuild the infrastructure. he's going to create jobs. he said if it works there, he'll try it here."

actually, politicians themselves are very funny too. for instance, we have this from bush (-sigh. i hate to admit but as much as i adore him, i have to admit that he can be a bit daft.): "our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. they never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." LOL.

another politician which is funny (ie. daft)? our dear terminator, mr. arnie with "gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. -stifles laughter.

but, the funniest (ie daft-est) guy must be donald rumsfeld, thanks to his infamous speech: "reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. we also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. but there are also unknown unknowns - the ones we don't know we don't know".

one guy responded: ""we think we know what he means... but we don't know if we really know." LOL.

-grins. politics can be funny, right? XD


whatever happened to sitcoms, game shows?

now everybody do the propaganda,

i was just wondering why on earth am i so interested in the america elections and not singapore's very own elections when i realised:

singapore has practically no elections.

oh, yeah, sure, we've got the general elections which is happening sometime in... uh, when?

then again, who cares when is it going to happen? we all know which party is going to win, isn't it?

our pledge contains this sentence: "to build a democractic society..."

democractic? my foot. communism is more like it. oh, wait. we've a nicer term for it, isn't it? socialism (did i get it correct)? uh-huh. so why don't just change the damn pledge to: "to build a socialism society?" wouldn't it be more honest? after all, they pride themselves as being a "clear," dont they?

look, if we're a democractic society, we would be able to vote for our next prime minister instead of just letting lee hisen loong (did i get his name right?) take it without any competition.

dont believe me? look at other democractic countries:

in america, they vote for their next president.
in australia and britain, they vote for their next prime minister.

oh, heck. we dont even have to go so far.

just look at indonesia. the y guy with the super long surname was elected by the indonesians.
look at thailand, the thaskin wants to get re-elected, by the thais.
in taiwan, chen shuibian won by a small margin of the taiwanese votes.

even malaysia votes for its own party to rule its state.

singapore? as i've said, sure, we've got the so-called elections. but, there is always a clear winner isn't it? the one domineering party?

it isn't like in the states, where republicans & democracts take turns to rule.
pas + bn was thought to be neck in neck in some states, then pas lost badly.
dpp and kmt in taiwan is another example.

get what i mean? singapore is not democractic. at all. and the stupid shit they make us study in sec 4? all propaganda shit. -snorts.

anyway, i'm rooting for bush.

kerry is just plain shit. gay marriages? abortions? isn't he supposed to be a Catholic? and i thought Catholics are very disapproving of abortions? Catholic, my foot. he's just saying that to gain votes since he knows that most church-goers vote for bush. well, too bad. most church-goers still vote for bush. -smirks.

and sing along in the age of paranoia.